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What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!

Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!

Who went into a witch's den and came out alive?
The witch!

What is a witches favorite magazine?
The witch report!

What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?
The light's witch!

What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Ever tried broomstick pie?

What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!

 How do you unlock a haunted house?
With a skeleton key

What do you call an insect witch?
A coven-ant

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of television set?
A big scream plasma TV.

Why do you always find demons and ghouls together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Why do vampire wrestlers get so many compound fractures?
Because people never give a sucker an even break

Why did the witches team lose the baseball game?
Because their bats flew away.

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone

What do you call a ghost that haunts small hotels?
An Inn Spectre.

What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.

Why does an elevator make ghosts happy?
Because it lifts the spirits

Why didn't the skeleton exercise his body?
He was a lazy bones and his heart wasn't in it

What happens when witches are born as identical twins?
You can't tell which witch is which

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a vegetarian?
Something that tries to get blood from a turnip.

What has six legs and flies?
A witch and her cat on a broomstick

How does an exorcist stay in shape?
He rides an exorcycle

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!

What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!

Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That's the time to go to swee!

What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mous!

How do you keep a wizard in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!

Where do cowboy goblins live?
In ghost towns.

Why was the vampire expelled from school?
For failing the blood test.

What do baby witches play with?
Deady bears!

How do you make a witch float?
You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch!

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
Gnomelettes!

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?
With scare spray!

When can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!

Why are witches fingernails never longer than 11 inches?
Because if they were 12 inches they'd be a foot!

What do you call a pretty and friendly witch?
A failure!

What is Dracula's favorite drink?
A Bloody Mary.

What do you call the claim that witches have warts?
An ugly broomer

What do you call the ghosts of dead turkeys?
Gobblins

What is the favorite cosmetic of ghosts?
Vanishing Cream

How do ghosts get through locked doors?
They use skeleton keys

The mummy asked his maker, 'How do I exist?
Just be gauze

Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans

What is Transylvania?
Dracula's terror-Tory

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her!

What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!
 
What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits!

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
No one moved, they couldn't stir without her!

Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his sister!

Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken!

What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul deluxe and the three scares!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o lantern
by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!

What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, sir how do you boo!

Mummy, mummy all the kids call be a werewolf!
Never mind dear, now just go and comb your face!

Why do demons hang out with ghouls?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on!

How do you make a milkshake?
Sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo"

What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch!

When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!

What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel?
Bob!

What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A peacelock!

What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral?
Dead!

What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?
All of them, busses don't jump!

What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!

What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard?
He would be egg-sterminated!

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!

What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
He burped 7-Up!

What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghost-Cards!

Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
In noisery school.

What does a goblin shop for?
Grosseries.

What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
Lemon n' Slime.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
By scareplane.

What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."

How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern

Who is the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Bones!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
Skellyvision!

What do you call a lady spook who works on an airplane?
An air-ghostess!

What do spooks eat in the interval?
Ice-scream!

What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher?
One stays awake and the other weighs a steak!

What's the difference between a silly ghost and a plate of cheese on Toast?
One is easy to cheat; the other is cheesy to eat!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.

How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
By his 'coffin'!

How can you tell if the Boogy Man is in your house?
All your tissues are gone!

Why can't mummies go on vacation?
Because they're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
"Auld Fang Syne"!

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay!

What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!

What is the American national day for vampires?
Fangsgiving day!

Why did the vampire have fang decay?
He was always eating fangcy cakes!

If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!

Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs!

What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!

Why was the ghost surprised when his date showed up at 11:00 p.m?
He didn't ex-spector until midnight

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright

How do witches tell time?
On their witch watches

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

Why didn't the Invisible Man get invited to the Halloween party?
They knew he wouldn't show up.

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew!

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.

How do you help a Jack-'o-Lantern stop smoking?
Make him wear a pumpkin patch.

What is the religion of ghosts?
Boo-dism

What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
A poultrygeist

What is a fat jack-o'-lantern called?
A plumpkin

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.

What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
Frightday!

How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!

Who is the most important member of the ghost's football team?
The ghoulie!

How do ghosts like their eggs cooked?
Terrifried!

Where do Australian ghosts go on holiday?
Lake Eerie!

What did the polite ghost say to her son?
Don't spook until your spooken to!

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits!

What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones!

What is a ghost's favourite desert?
Knickerbocker ghouly!

What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam!

What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!

Where does Sitting Bull's ghost live?
In a creepy teepee!

Who writes ghosts jokes?
Crypt writers!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!

What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music!

Where do ghosts go on holiday?
The Ghosta Brava!

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!

What do you call a ghost who stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over!

What happened to the skeleton who was swallowed by a big fish?
He had a whale of a time!

Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!

How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!

Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!

What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!

Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!

What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
Marrow

What is the favorite games of baby ghosts?
Hide and go shriek, peak-a-Boo, and phantomine.

What did the vampire do when he saw a funeral procession?
He took a turn for the hearse.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin
Squash

Who delivers spooks' mail?
The U.S. Ghostal Service!

What did the bartender say to the vampire?
This blood's for you!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pie

What is the favorite games of baby ghosts?
Hide and go shriek, peak-a-Boo, and phantomine.

What did the vampire do when he saw a funeral procession?
He took a turn for the hearse.

Who delivers spooks' mail?
The U.S. Ghostal Service

What did the bartender say to the vampire?
This blood's for you!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pie

How did the monster predict his future?
With a horror-scope.

What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.

What did the wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.

What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
The bats (and the double-headers)

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse

What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
A chummy mummy

What do you call a skeleton that won't work?
Lazy bones

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit!

What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha?
It came back with a skeleton crew!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day scare centers

Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with

What monster flies his kite in a rainstorm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
Hide and shriek!

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.

How does a monster score a touchdown?
He runs over the ghoul line

What is Transylvania's national sport?
Drac racing

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaner's Insurance

What do you call serious rocks?
Gravestones

Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.

What did the mother ghost say to her son when they got in the car?
Put on you sheet belt.

What do you call a ghost who is an expert at raising children?
Dr Spook!

What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Trans parents

Why are ghost bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!